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HOSTEL PART III: Movie Review

HOSTEL PART III: Movie Review

I don’t know how much faith I’d normally have in a DTV sequel to HOSTEL that Eli Roth didn’t have anything to do with, but this one has a good pedigree: it’s directed by Scott Spiegel. He’s no visionary, but...
December 1, 2011 · No Comments

WRONG TURN 4: BLOODY BEGINNINGS – Movie Review

WRONG TURN 4: BLOODY BEGINNINGS – Movie Review

  With expectations firmly below sea level and non-too-enticing advance word from friends who had gotten screeners, I had little reason to go see Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings; in fact the only reason I went is to preserve a...
October 24, 2011 · No Comments

THE HOWLING: REBORN – Movie Review

THE HOWLING: REBORN – Movie Review

There are seven films in the three decade old werewolf franchise.  The first three films were released theatrically and the subsequent sequels were straight-to-video fare.   Only the 1981 original is an actual classic, though I still like the often twisted...
October 10, 2011 · No Comments

NEVER BACK DOWN 2: THE BEATDOWN – Movie Review

NEVER BACK DOWN 2: THE BEATDOWN – Movie Review

Two years ago give or take a couple days I wrote about NEVER BACK DOWN as part of some back-to-school themed reviews. To commemorate the historic second anniversary of that review they have decided to make a part 2. If...
September 11, 2011 · No Comments

CHILDREN OF THE CORN: GENESIS – Movie Review

CHILDREN OF THE CORN: GENESIS – Movie Review

If you recall my review of Hellraiser: Revelations, I could have seen it as the second half of a double feature with Children of the Corn: Genesis, but my car knew that at this point in HMAD I shouldn’t be...
September 1, 2011 · No Comments

Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2: Blu-Ray Review

Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2: Blu-Ray Review

I am perfectly aware that no matter what I write about the DTV sequel to Beverly Hills Chihuahua, parents will still pick up this film for their little ones.  Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 is no better or worse than the...
January 31, 2011 · No Comments

Death Race 2: Movie Review

You know, sometimes life brings you down unexpected roads. I never asked to be the guy who liked Paul Not Thomas Anderson’s gratuitous remake of DEATH RACE 2000. It just didn’t seem like something that would happen to me, especially...
January 18, 2011 · No Comments

Mirrors 2 – Movie Review

The original MIRRORS (Alexandre Aja’s American remake of the Korean movie INTO THE MIRROR) was a pretty good little b-movie. Kiefer Sutherland played a troubled night watchman at a fire-damaged department store who starts seeing creepy things in the building’s...
October 19, 2010 · No Comments

30 Days of Night: Dark Days – Movie Review

Holy shit, all the sudden it’s October. And you know what that means, this is when I pretty much switch to an all horror programming lineup. I’m gonna be watching horror movies all month, and most likely failing to find...
October 8, 2010 · No Comments